English-french translation?

Let me get this straight. You have a 456-word doent you want translated into French. At standard translation rates of $ .20/word, that would come to $91.20. But you also want a rewrite into simpler words. That will double the cost. So you are asking for someone to donate $182.40 worth of translation and rewrite work. May we know what you plan to do with it? If it is homework, and you do it yourself, just think! You will have saved yourself nearly $200. Congratulations on your newfound knowledge of life in the real world! And if you take a look at the online translator version just posted, after you finish laughing you will feel even better about your own efforts.